I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power
imagine your OTP taking a bubble bath together
remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear
if you’re gonna shit on people for using fictional characters to motivate themselves well first of all what the fuck is your problem
Just in case you haven’t heard yet, you get either a plush of Mega Charizard X or Mega Charizard Y when you pre-order and pick up BOTH Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire at Toys R Us. One per customer. USA only. Supplies will be limited.
Reblogging for those who missed it.
if i ever feel better // phoenix
i feel the chaos around me
a thing i don’t try to deny
i’d better learn to accept that
there are things in my life i can’t control
ahh, the simple life…
living in the desert, sunbathing on warm, flat rocks, getting rid of dead skin occasionally, licking your eyeballs or shooting blood out of them, attracting a mate with your distended chin flaps, using your tongue to get information from thin air, maybe having two dicks, hissing…
being a fucking lizard…